No thanks for the constant pain,
For fractures of the spine,
And eyes that could go blind,
And dentist scared to treat toothache,
For fear my jaw could break!
No thanks, Prolia!
No thanks for the itchy skin,
That covers me with bumps,
Just more of Prolia’s lumps,
I only hope more bones won’t break,
And leave me with a hump!
No thanks, Prolia
Like a fool I allowed this disaster,
And let those shots under my skin!
Now problems come faster and faster!
Being lame is a grind,
And I’m scared to be blind!
It seems there’s no safe way out!
The truth to you I’ll tell,
Into Amgen’s trap I fell,
Now Prolia has sent me,
On a One Way Trip to Hell!
No thanks, Prolia!
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*To enjoy the original, with Bob Hope and Shirley Ross, please click this link (not the picture, and sorry if ads pop up first):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dBokxZFMNw
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