Here’s the dilemma of Timothy Flood,
A genius with needles, for advice he’s a dud!
I asked him why I needed shots in the eye.
“Because you’re on Prolia” was his reply!
It sounded so simple, but it wasn’t rue —
And that’s why I must now explain it to you!
Here’s where I sadly was terribly dumb —
And it should have prepared me for worse things to come!
It’s when Dr. Flood said “You’re a lawyer” (that’s true)
And wanted assurance that I wouldn’t sue!
Why in the world was he looking for that?
Just by his statement I should have smelled RAT!
Plus Prolia never should have been the main focus;
My eyes were affected by osteoporosis!
I learned that much later when when another doc said,
The problem wasn’t Prolia, but osteoporosis instead!
But I hadn’t known that, and this is no joke —
I was frightened, skipped Prolia, and vertebrae broke!
I haven’t the language to tell of the pain,
Each day I bear it again and again!
If a court could award me a writ of repleven,
To bring back my broken bones, I’d be in heaven.
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