When Tim Flood was born,
The shocked doctors said:
“There’s no trace of a brain
In your wee baby’s head!”
But Tim Flood’s rich daddy
Was nobody’s fool!
Handsome bribes brought his baby,
To Medical School!
And there he flunked classes,
But Dad paid the right folk,
So he got that degree,
A pitiful joke!
And once in his practice,
He kept on misspeaking,
Leaving his patents,
Breaking and creaking!
And now he’s retired,
And soon will be dead.
But his sadly harmed patients,
Will suffer instead!
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