Dedicated to Dr. Timothy Flood
What can I say about Timothy Flood?
I'd say as an eye doctor he was a dud!
Folks go to their doctors for healthful advice,
But his was as healthful as maggot-laced rice!
I asked why my eyes had this condition.
“Because you’re on Prolia!” was his position.
So I skipped my next Prolia, this is no joke!
I was scared for my eyes, but instead my back broke!
The right answer came from an alternate source,
An ophthalmologist at NIH Eye Institute, of course!
She could not believe that any physician,
Let alone an eye doctor, would take Flood’s position!
“Was this really a doctor?” was all she could say.
“A retinal specialist,” I replied, in dismay.
Now all of the plans I had made for these years,
Have gone up in smoke, forever I fear!
And I will be spending the long years ahead,
Pretty much chained to my room and my bed!
As for Timothy Flood, I don’t give a damned jingle —
But I sure hope that quack will retire his shingle!
And that's quite enough about Timothy Flood.
Like Lincoln's assassin, his name should be Mudd!
December 17, 2022