Who would I like to see burning in Hell,
Or living a life with the pain I know well?
The guy whose degrees may make him look smart,
But who likely can’t tell a poop from a fart?
Whose betraying advice was the worst kind of crud?
(Although his name was not Samuel Mudd!)
Arrogant, posturing dandy, that's him!
But the damage he did me was grisly and grim!
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